BREAKING NEWS…Carnival Committee Overrun By Ducks

Earlier this year the Carnival Committee invited bigger, stronger and floatier ducks to join them in this year’s Big Duck Race. To begin with they were happy bobbing about in Dave’s bath. But then things took a turn for the worse and now they’re taking over…

They’re watching our TVs…

They’re eating our food…

Duck eating food

They’re dealing with our property…

Bid ducks playing monopoly

They’re even conducting their own committee meetings…

Big duck carnival meeting

And worst of all…
they’re doing it all…

NAKED

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Please help the committee by adopting, decorating and (please) clothing, these ducks.

Anyone can enter our Big Duck Race (companies, charities, families and friends), which takes place on 05 July right before our baby duck race. It’s a great way to promote, have fun and take part in some community spirited competitiveness.

It costs only £20 for the duck, which you can enter into all future races, and £15 race entry. There are prizes for both the fastest and the best-dressed ducks and, most importantly, the duck gets to come and live with you in your office, shop window or bath! Entry forms can be found here.

Please adopt a duck and help to save your Carnival Committee. We need you. And we need you quickly because they’re starting to cheat at Cludo and that’s really  not on…

Big ducks playing Cludo

The Carnival Committee

 

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